Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You took a bar mat shot.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I have already put on my inside pants.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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