where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Well I just put wine in my tea
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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