Joe is yelling at the trees again.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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