Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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