Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Why are your pants in the freezer?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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