Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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