Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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