That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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