What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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