Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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