check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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