Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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