JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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