I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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