and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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