i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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