Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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