I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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