Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
