We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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