He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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