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(972): View more from Texas

She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.

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(407): View more from Florida

my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much

(1-407): View more from Florida

It'll hurt less than being alone

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(651): View more from Minnesota

It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.

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(847): View more from Illinois

i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"

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(716): View more from New York

you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'

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(571): View more from Virginia

I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.

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(518): View more from New York

Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip

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(815): View more from Illinois

If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.

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