Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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