Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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