is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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