nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Quick, to the slutcave!
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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