Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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