i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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