whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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