did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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