...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
