Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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