No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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