she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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