Christians are straight up FREAKS
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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