ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
