I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
did i just pee glitter
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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