just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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