it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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