Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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