I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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