apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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