i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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