if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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