Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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