My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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