Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he shaved USA in his pubs
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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