is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
We're too hungover to prance.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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