u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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