chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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