So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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