I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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