What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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