Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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