This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
